Tell A Joke Day

Well, I don't purposefully crack a joke a day people, but there comes a phone call everyday to lure me to buy one commodity or another and I tried yelling at all possible decibels…never worked. And then I tried this…
Ring. Ring.
"Hello ?" "Good Morning Sir, I am calling on behalf of The MAS Bank and…." "MAS ? Never heard of that" Confused."Sir, we are debuting in the market and we offer…" I got it…this guy is not gonna hang up for an hour now."Sir, the interest rates are the best in ….." "I was just wondering about the war you know…" I started."Err….Sir…,of course, it's bad" He mumbled."Nah ! the Civil War, I don't know what would happen, look at Lincoln…he is taking decisions by minute" "Sir…that's history" Shocked"But tell me, why should my Old Man shout at me for not coming to Christmas ?" "I'm sorry Sir, I'm not able to follow you" "You a stalker, Mr. ?" "No, Sir…I mean," "Kong, come here….please talk to Mr. Kong… Whoof…bark….grrrrrrrrr…. Click.
Relief ! Not exactly good manners, but if you get 15 calls a day like this, you tend to become sadistic. But here too, humor helps !

Taken
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